Big pile of crap.

I added the critter page (to the right) [edit after blogger move... No, its not "to the right" Its actually moved to a picasa folder. Besides, my counters pretty much tell me -- aint no one looking at that anyway]. Be sure to check out the mpeg of the goldfinches attacking the bird feeder.

For some odd reason, I showed up at my family's christmas celebration with a bit of stubble. My niece said "are you trying to grow a beard?" The truth was, I was just too lazy to have shaved in a few days. Anyway, she told me to grow a beard and who argues with their niece? (Of course, by 3 days later, she forgot she had said it.) This brings me to my new web feature:

Jesus Shaves

I have made a positive impact on East Texas. My life here is near complete. After talking with at least 20 different liquor stores, asking if they could order McClellands Scotch -- getting that same happy, non-responsive stare from the counter staff that my dachshund gives me -- operation cheap scotch is now "code green."

Sally, on her way to being "Texas Legal"... Note the toolbox on the dash.