Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Spork answers his voluminous viewer mail

I recently received an email from a "friend":

The boob tube has you??? better go get a job or soon it will be ding dongs and Opra!

This is spiteful and wrong and hurtful on so many levels. I cannot begin to tell you how much this has hurt me or just how wrong this statement is. No one speaks of my feelings. No one acknowledges my feelings at all. My feelings are somehow left out of the mix here. I want you to understand I am hurt. First off, as you can see from the photo below, I generally eat TWINKIES, not DING DONGS. I also DO NOT watch Oprah, which is also very evident from the photo below.