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Add one chainsaw and you get a nice carved out stump.
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Now take the excess sawdust and wooden bits and pieces and scatter them all around the stump. This will attract termites, drawing them into the stump.
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Finally, tell your spouse you have built them a planter and tell her to plant flowers in them. The fire ants will move into the new fresh soil, attracted by the tasty termites.
See also: How to build a stump planter
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2 comments:
Why should the spouse have to plant flowers? Couldn't the condo builder perform that step and present the spouse with a completed gift of love?
after all, she doesn't present you with a crust and say "pick your own berries" does she? ;)
actually, yes, that is sort of how it works. Normally the berries are picked, labeled and in the fridge while she is still nestled comfy in bed with a pack of cats.
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