Monday, January 5, 2009

The official war on Christmas begins today

As of this morning (at midnight) I want you to know you are all officially "on notice." If your damn Christmas decorations (or Kwanzaa or Hanukkah or whatever) are still up, you will be dutifully reported to the Christmas police.
As you should be aware, holiday decorations are regulated and monitored by international committee. The Global Regulation of International Christmas Holiday Committee (aka GRINCH Committee) mandates that Holiday decorations can not be put up until the day of Thanksgiving and absolutely must be taken down and put away no later than the end of the weekend following New Years Day. Any violations of this law should not be reported via normal emergency numbers (911 in the USA) but with the annoyance number (912 in the USA).
You have been warned.


Kari said...

Your weenie dog ornament is still on the table.

Spork In the Eye said...

You put it there. I just didn't want to call the cops on you.