With the building of our new house, I got permission to build a cathouse. I got all excited... until I realized it was actually a house... for cats.
Oddly enough, it's a problem I've been considering for quite some time. Consider the following:
A. Cat poo is the stink of death
B. Dogs love cat poo
C. Dogs are affectionate, kissy animals
QED: I'm about to hurl
Which led me to believe it might be possible to make an awesome hideaway for the cats, complete with snacking doggy avoidance features.
Michalangelo had his Sistine Chapel, Van Gogh had his Starry Night, Da Vinci had his Mona Lisa.... and now I present to you, with no further ado: Spork's Cat Closet.