It was a couple of weeks ago that I read about it on Fark. I think maybe I wept that night -- thinking about it. Imagine the possibility of combining two of the greatest vices ever found on planet earth (maybe 3 if I can tempt Ellie Mae into trying it.)

The process has started. In a mere 3 weeks, I will have Bacon Booze!

First off, if you are turned off by the idea, just let it percolate a little on your brain. This is the marriage of 2 wonders of the modern world. Nothing tastes better than bacon. And there's booze. And think of the medical wonders: booze is good for your heart. Bacon is bad for your heart. We are at net zero!